Fritz the Cat

This is the story of a misunderstood little bundle of joy we call Fritz, but she has often been referred to under a number of monickers such as "she devil", "el Gato de Muerte", "Evil One", "Hell's Kitten", "Satan's Spawn", and many more. Despite some of the harsh things said about her she is really a wonderful little kitten. Sure, it is easy to pass judgement on an animal after it tries to claw your eyes out, but once you get to know and understand her, she can be down right charming as she claws at your face.

Some people like to say mean things about Fritz. We're not really sure why. But we're sure that deep down she is really a decent little cat who is just trying to get by in a cold cruel world. Just like the rest of us.

To help us remember these aspects or our adorable little kitty, we often have to think back to when she first came into our lives. We found the little darling at the Humane Society in Raleigh, North Carolina. After passing up all of the good cats we came across poor little Fritzie and just knew that it was up to us to make room for her.

If Fritz were a 3D rendering we think that she would look something like this,

Of course, the nice people at the shelter had to make sure that we would be able to handle the demands of an adult cat, and they tried to tell us horror stories about "this particular cat." We knew that these were just scare tactics designed to ferret out those who might not be fully committed to their newest family member, but we were determined to persevere. In fact, we have had to remind ourselves of that determination many times.

Every once in a while, though, Fritz can be a nice little cat, but she can be a bit on the moody side too. Mostly we try to deal with her with patience and a strong desire not to shed any blood. Usually that is enough, but sometimes we try to let her know how we feel. She can get very defensive, though.

Fritz has at least one faithful friend, Socksrates the sock monkey. For a long time they were inseparable, and they could also be found together a lot. It was always reassuring that we could count on her attention being drawn away from the furniture and drapery at some point in the day.

Like all good friends they get together as often as possible. It has been tough, though, since Socksrates got a job at the local university in the fillasofi department.

Of course the new position keeps Socksrates busy and has put a strain on the relationship, but when Socksrates can find the time to visit, Fritz is always waiting outside the door for her friend.

Lately, though, Socksrates has been meeting new friends and rubbing poor little Fritz's nose in it. Socksrates's new friends are also in the fillasofi department and think that they are something special. Fritz seems to think that they feel superior just because they have read a few books with some big words in them. If nothing else, Socksrates's new friends know all the right things to say and usually get them in the right order, which seems to be the important thing.


Things that interest Fritz

Things that Fritz should read...